iuthebarbarian:

docezio:

thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:

politoed:

puellaloki:

some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds

some dumbass with spikey ass porcupine hair and a blue suit becomes an attorney and has a hippie for a assistant

theres this scientist guy and i guess all he could find was a crowbar so he works with that and he like whacks some aliens around or some shit. there arent even any tits

some undead skeleton knight that mumbles has to find and destroy a wizard and has to collect a bunch of cups while doing it

some famous commander raised from the dead builds up armies of aliens to fight some magic robot aliens and dies at the end in some beam of light

some wimp ass kid’s mom dies and then his brother dies or something but then he’s not actually dead or some shit? i don’t even know. and then his dad abandons him and he runs around with his dog using weird magic that some tranny gave him or whatever to pull needles out of a dragon to save the world from a fat kid who looks like he’s so old he should just keel over any minute, i don’t know, i think i was high the whole game.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

touyadreams:

PR

(Source: jakes-phantasmal-erection)

sanjista:

reinardfox:

omg

you’ve probably never heard of me

xbilleh8x:

This seems a bit fishy to me.

(Source: illusionrogue)

moriar-tea:

I can’t. I’m still laughing at this post.

polkadotcummerbund:

so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

　he’s roasting marshmallows

barleytea:

cream and bastards

fat-birds:

palawan peacock pheasant by umpbump on Flickr.

gay-moose:

I find it hilarious that I submitted this on da seconds before they put on read-only mode fffff

Doc Scratch and Snowman :]

(Source: vengerturtle)

consulting-meerkat:

Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.

(Source: disneyprince)

sonschmarn:

Urrrrrgh it’s like the green slime ghost pogo is taunting me :I

trumpeteroftheswan:

You’re not fooling anyone, Flappie.